The H2 Awards will be distributed on an as-needed basis to those people out there who would, if they had the resources, drive one of those damned Hummer H2 monsters not because they await the apocalypse in luxury, but just because. In other words, they're idiots.
H2 Award #1: it's tough to explain its merit, just read on. I bet you thought it would go to H2 drivers. You will immediately identify those worthy of H2 Award #1 on your own. Go forth and live by these rules!
1.
it + is = it's really irritating
it + has = it's been a long day
something belonging to "it" is "its" something (e.g., he bit its head off)
it + is = it's really irritating
it + has = it's been a long day
something belonging to "it" is "its" something (e.g., he bit its head off)
2.
1 dog
2 dogs
the bone belongs to the dog, so it is the dog's bone.
the yard belongs to two dogs, so it is the dogs' yard
1 dog
2 dogs
the bone belongs to the dog, so it is the dog's bone.
the yard belongs to two dogs, so it is the dogs' yard
Phew, been needing to vent THAT one. I feel like I've given birth. Well, not really. Now I can sleep.
