Dear Bill Gates:
Your products suck. All of them. They cause undo stress in my life. I am extra bitter that even if I attempt to live in a non-Gatesian Utopia, I am surrounded by your rubbish on a daily basis.
Love and Kisses,
Me.
[note to readers: No matter what the OpenOffice fans say, that product is not yet mature enough to be a viable alternative. I've tried. It's a piece of junk. Period.]
06 June 2005
Oh Billy Boy, I have something to tell you...
