Rolf is

So, thanks to Ally for the deal:
Type "(your name) is" *in quotes* on a Google search.
Then collect the results and make haiku/poem/prose/thingy!

I left out this fucking gem:
Fan-soundtrack for Sound of Music called "Rolf is a Nazi"
as well as: Rolf is married and has [#] kids

These are my top 20 + the name info.

Rolf is a male given name. It originates in the Germanic name Hrolf. This is a contraction of Hrodwulf, a conjunction of the stem words hrod ("renown") + wulf ("wolf"). The same name appears in a cognate version in Old Norse as Hrólfr.
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Rolf is not a vet so he cannot field questions or give advice on animals.
Rolf is also working on more prime-time live projects for BBC One.
Rolf is outlawed for the death of Einar's man.
Rolf is a love of the sincere eccentric dork.
Rolf is a male.
Rolf is relishing the prospect.
Rolf is back from France.
Rolf is not auctioning himself off.
Rolf is a modern Renaissance man.
ROLF is a Retrievable Offshore Loading Facility.
Rolf is sucked into a whirlpool and escapes from it by clinging to Ingrid.
Rolf is well known for his photography of marine mammals and has one of the most extensive whale portfolios.
Rolf is smart & sexy.
Rolf is clearly not grasping the concept of voice mail.
Rolf is hooked on phonics.
Rolf is Sparky's friend.
Rolf is a classic example of what makes America unique and strong.
Rolf is an anticlinal structure created through salt tectonics. The chalk reservoir is heavily fractured (compare Skjold, Dagmar, Regnar and Svend).
Rolf is here.
Rolf is gone.