20 August 2005

Which Mum will "Stang" buy Princess Sparkle Pony?

SHG and I spent a romantic night running errands, the last stop being the grocery store. It's Homecoming time soon here in Texas (well, a couple of months), so it's time for Homecoming Mums and Corsages! YAY!

SHG stopped dead in his tracks at this display:

What the fuck is that?

Of course, I just walked by it. Don't know about the whole mum insanity? Well, you can learn all about it here. Basically, the extravagance of the mum you (you being a female) wear scales with your social standing at school and how much money your boyfriend has. Or, how sorry your parents felt for you and dumped into a monstronsity.

My question is, which Mum will Kingwood Stag (Stepford High is the Mustangs) buy for Princess Sparkle Pony?

Kingwood Stag!!