17 October 2005

from the desk of dumbfuck

OK, newsflash from Harris County Tax Assessor-Collector Paul Bettencourt: The amount of money paid into the tax system here from property taxes has really really increased over the last 8 years.
 
HOLY SHIT!
 
The cuplrit? Rising home values and thus assessments.
 
HOLY FUCK!
 
What exacerbates (my word, not his) it? Tax rates have not gone down!
 
*SWOOOOOOOOON* !!!!!!!!
 
Let me tell ya something: a fifth grader with Excel and internet access could have figured this one out. I wonder how much of the tax money (much of which is for, ahem, schools, which in Houston are frequently hideously under-funded) was wasted on this study that a chimp could have done.