So check out these paper towels that G-Hopp and D bought before the hurricane:
When I first saw the package this morning, I thought they said "Diva"....! Why, I can wipe up messes in a dress and sing Streisand!
I thought I would try to mess with the image and make it say "Diva", but I don't have much image-manipulation software beyond Microsoft PhotoEditor from Office 97 (which does just nicely for me, Thank You), so I tossed that idea right-quick.
Anyway, the killer is how freakin' soft these things are! They're better than the toilet paper at the airport!
ED UPDATE!
From Vadim:
I can take a hint, Here you go, enjoy.
02 October 2005
wiping up in song
WHEEEEE!