04 November 2005

in the groove

This morning while laying in bed trying to drag my groggy ass out from under the warm covers, I heard on the radio about the next series of Harlequin romance novels to be released at the end of January 2006. Blah blah blah.
 
Well, not really. They are NASCAR themed.
 
Don't get me wrong - I love car racing. I used to sit with Matthew watching Speed, a whole TV channel on cable dedicated to car racing. I more of an F1 fan. What is amazing to me is how mainstream NASCAR has really become in this country, moving from the fringes of civilization 15 years ago to cars that are now sponsored by Tide.
 
Anyway, the release date coincides roughly with...The Daytona 500... The name of the first one to come out? In the Groove... Oh my.
 
and she ran her fingers through his mullet, pushing his over-stiffened John Deere [cap] back as his ruddy, kerosene soaked fingers stroked her leathery, tattooed breasts...