08 October 2007

ROTFLMAO

In my work Inbox this morning:
 

TO: All Houston employees

FROM: Vice president, Human Resources and Operational Excellence

SUBJECT: <insert facility name here> closed this morning

Due to an unforseen lightning strike and power outage, our <insert facility name here> facility is closed this morning.

 

Unforeseen?? Shouldn't somebody have predicted that damned lightning strike? Who the Hell are we, FEMA?