I mean seriously seriously dense. I see this damned thing on the Weather Channel site, and it makes me sick to my stomach - not only because it combines two of the worst ads out there, but they must be effective because they are still out there.
Before?
After.
Check out how wide that chick's legs are spread - that's for giving birth to that humongous home loan her contacts service is going to get you by emailing your info to a broker.