No, you cannot fix them

I am trying to find a little something for Christmas for SHG to get me that would make me very happy. Replacement ear cushions for my Bose QuietComfort Acoustic Noise Cancelling headphones. Not Series 2. Not Series 3. But Series *1*. You know, old ones.

Well, I cannot find them. Anywhere. Driving me nuts. I guess they want early adopters like me to just buy another $300 pair of the new model instead of making me very happy with my old ones for another $20, $30, or even $50. Well, fuck that.