I live on a street that gets hoards of trick-or-treaters, hoards. People drive here to have their kids get good candy I suppose. And most of the houses are decorated festively for Halloween, to welcome kids of all ages.
Not mine.
I am hunkered down in a dark house with all the blinds drawn. I just got home from a long day at work, and a quick McDonald's dinner with SHG. I am too tired to face the masses out there. I can hear them out on the street. Away, spawn, away!
