18 April 2009

Living with...

You know you are living with the elderly when...

  • You answer the same questions over and over.
  • You find odd things done to the coffee pot.
  • You are playing medication manager.
  • You encounter random puddles of pee from incontinence.
  • You do a lot of laundry due to said incontinence.
  • You find yourself cooking and cutting food up to accommodate dentures.
  • Nap time occurs several times a day.
  • Sitting on the front porch watching the world go by is an exciting activity.
  • There is much yelling at CNN on TV.
  • The stereo and TV are turned up way too loud.
  • You have Polident in the house.