You know you are living with the elderly when...
- You answer the same questions over and over.
- You find odd things done to the coffee pot.
- You are playing medication manager.
- You encounter random puddles of pee from incontinence.
- You do a lot of laundry due to said incontinence.
- You find yourself cooking and cutting food up to accommodate dentures.
- Nap time occurs several times a day.
- Sitting on the front porch watching the world go by is an exciting activity.
- There is much yelling at CNN on TV.
- The stereo and TV are turned up way too loud.
- You have Polident in the house.
