So I have a leather harness. (Don't click the link if you are at work!)
I keep it hanging with my belts in my walk-in closet. My Dad came wandering out with it this morning.
Dad: I cannot figure out how to put this belt on.
Me: That's a special belt Papa, let me find your belt for you.
Dad: OK
Phew! I almost wet myself trying not to laugh!
