So I'm heating up some chili just now, and think "I wonder how hard it would be to make myself?", and thus haul out my handy-dandy Joy of Cooking. I look in the index, and flip around to find chili, and suddenly THIS catches my eye:
Holy Crap, I laughed for about 10 minutes! If you must grill ground meat, as in If you must participate in perhaps one of the most barbaric of all culinary practices...
[NOTE: I have one of the old pre-sea turtle soup ban copies, reading the recipe just makes me squeamish and want to eat a carrot instead. OK, not really, but it isgross.]