Once it was told to me that I was somewhat, err, irregular, as a gay man because I do not like Madonna, and must therefore lack a critical gene. To that I said Feh! and still do.
But, for all my brethren out there, let me send my heartfelt condolences on the injuries she sustained today whilst "riding an unfamiliar horse at her estate outside London" on her 47th birthday.
Oh, I am so sure it was a horse she was riding.
That will teach her to not wear that kabbalah bracelet.
Feh.
