HOLY F*CK

OK OK OK
I've been had.
But there ARE people like this out there, so I will leave this up as a proxy rant.
: )
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This, from Grasshopper, page link to Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001.

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Ummm....HORSESHIT. And that big word there, exegetics, is not a word. Exegetic, an adjective means serving to explain, maybe you should not use words you don't understand, or at least spend more time learning English than practicing bullshit. Unless God is going to impart that upon you, but given the quality of English down here in Bible Belt, that does not seem to be the case.

I think I am going to vomit.